In the Doghouse.

You can tell a lot about a man by how he talks to his mother.

You can tell even more about a man based on his relationship with his dog.

But the most telling thing about man is his relationship with your dog.

My little man Hud (well little big man, he weighs 60 lbs) has a lot of character. Character being code for "he is not very well trained" of course. Mama's done spoiled the boy. But one look at his mop top and big button nose and you'd do just the same. I think?

Good man dog choices?

1. Mutts. Save a dog's life at a shelter. Adopt.

2. Retrievers, Labrador, Golden, you know the usual.

3. Hounds. Aoooooooooooo!

4. Bulldogs. We may not love the slobber but who doesn't love that underbite?

5.  Most importantly...when it comes to your dog, size matters.

It's always questionable when a man has dogs that weigh under 30 lbs. Plus it just looks plain funny when you're walking them.